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BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO GO BANANAS 🍌

I hope you're ready for some potassium because Bitcoin is about to enter the 'banana zone.'

Let me explain. Bitcoin price has 3 phases:

1.  Bear phase - Bitcoin price goes mostly down 📉

2.  Boring sideways phase - Bitcoin has ups and downs but mostly sideways 😴

3.  Banana phase - Bitcoin price goes wild 🍌🍌🍌

Okay, it's a bit of an oversimplification, but it's the easiest way to explain Bitcoin's long-term price behavior to friends and family without their eyes glazing over.

We’re currently in the ‘boring sideways’ phase (the part where Bitcoin is basically like watching paint dry).

But if history’s our guide, 2025 will be a total banana bonanza🍌🍌🍌.

The lesson here? Patience, patience, and a bit more patience.

So, sit back, have a banana smoothie, and enjoy the banana god candle.

And if your friends and family STILL don’t get Bitcoin cycles, just explain it to them like this:

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Duh.

Of course, you want to get paid for something you already do anyway.

Now, as an avid podcast connoisseur addict, I’ve spent 147 days in total listening to podcasts (thanks, podcasting apps, for that reality check).

Do I regret it? Not one bit. Without those 147 days, you wouldn’t be reading this email. They were instrumental in helping me build a solid understanding of Bitcoin.

But do I wish I was earning Satoshis by listening to all those podcasts? Hell yeah, I do.

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AMERICA’S FUTURE PRESIDENT IS A BITCOINER? 🇺🇸

What do Bitcoin price and Trump’s election odds have in common?

They are both up 9% after Trump survives the assassination attempt.

Coincidence? I think not.

After all, Trump has repeatedly promised to make Bitcoin great again.

Here are Trump’s yuge Bitcoin promises:

1. Considers Bitcoin as a Federal Reserve asset

2. Will protect Americans’ right to self-custody

3. Will fight against the CBDCs

4. Announces he will STILL attend Bitcoin conference after being shot and almost killed (commitment level 9000)

And last but not least, Trump’s official Vice President is a Bitcoiner!

Meet JD Vance. Vance is an Ohio senator and likely the future VP of the USA.

And because Vance is a politician, he has to disclose his assets.

Do you see what I see?

Yup, that’s Vance owning $100K-$250K Bitcoin in 2021.

Let me lay it out for you: we could have a pro-bitcoin President AND a Vice President soon!

I only have one criticism for Vance: stop storing your Bitcoin on Coinbase

Seriously, man, get a Passport instead. You get $10 off using the code ‘BTCTHERAPY’ at checkout.

Cool? Cool.

FAKE SATOSHI GETS CRIMINALLY CHARGED ⚖️

I‘d never thought I’d say this, but I’m loving Craig Wright’s website right now.

Go to craigwright.net. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

The court has ordered the website to have this for 6 months.

That, my friends, is the digital equivalent of wearing a “Kick Me” sign for six months.

He was also required to post the same message on his X account (please go reshare it).

And in case you missed this soap opera, here’s the quick and dirty version:

• Craig Wright went to court after some bitcoiners claimed he was not Satoshi.

• Craig lost the case, and the judge ordered him to admit he is not Satoshi publicly.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m 100% framing this and putting it on my wall (right next to my "Live, Laugh, Love" sign).

But wait, it gets juicier!

Craig Wright is now being recommended for criminal prosecution by UK courts.

Sadly, I dont think this will stop Craig - a pathological liar and a professional conman.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this headline trending in a few months:

BREAKING: Unknown German scientist Krëg S Wrügenhauten comes forward as the real Satoshi Nakamoto

Anyways.

Craig Wright is a fraud, and now, it is also legal.

Good riddance, you parasite.

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See you next Sunday,

Arsen